mindgooshed | .oo2 // ACTION

Scorpio;
➣ You will be eaten by coyotes.
➣ Face facts, you are a hilarious drunk.
➣ Tell that person you love them. You know who we're talking about. Wait! No, not him! Stop you fool!
➣ While you were away from home, a stranger showered in your bathroom.

ACTION; FRIDAY

[ yeah so after kicking some spider ass (and saving his partner from certain, unsavory death), barnaby's back out for the day, not wasting any time, and heading off toward the battle dome. it's a decent walk from community housing 1, but hey, he could use a nice relaxing walk after all that. uh. spider action..

too bad he never makes it to the dome. because yeah, those woods all around it? who know they were full of coyotes. ravenous, bloodthirsty, maneating coyotes. and here's barnaby without his powers, because he just wasted them rescuing his partner. so by the time he stumbles out of the woods and onto the path again .. he's kind of in bad shape. you know, bleeding, torn, bruised, bitten, his left arm hanging limp and useless.

today is kind of a bad day. ]

FRIDAY NIGHT/SATURDAY/SUNDAY

[ maybe it was the spiders. maybe the coyotes. who knows. but barnaby is compelled to drink. and drink. and drink.

so you can find him at any number of bars, complete with bandages and sling, getting drunk and laughing and smiling and generally being goofy and stumbling and being not at all himself. that little voice in the back of his head is pleading with him to stop this madness but it's somehow completely dwarfed by the irresistible urge to just keep drinking. his poor liver.

anyway by sunday night he's. really pretty awful. someone please force him to go home. ]

[ ooc; lmao SO YEAH feel free to stumble upon him any time. after being eaten by wild coyotes, sometime in a bar, or on the street between bars, or wherever. or if you, you know, want to be the stranger in his shower GO FOR IT this is all cool.

also he'll be completely unavailable from sunday night until like .. wednesday. recovering. so unless you beat his door down he'll be pretty much out of commission lmao. ]

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[It had been very frustrating. Mr. Bean was in dire need of a shower, and bloody typical that his shower should be broken. Whoever these Malnosso were, they were not as good landlords as Mrs. Wicket and that's saying something. Needless to say, Bean had to find another shower. And what luck he'd had when he'd spotted a window slightly open, no doubt to an apartment with a shower. The fact that it was on the third floor didn't deter Bean one bit, neither did the idea of breaking and entering.

So whenever Barnaby gets home, he may notice a strange man standing in a room of his apartment, naked except for a towel and showercap, looking for a decent escape route.]

[ oh god what is ...

seriously

seriously

that stupid horoscope. ]

Ah- excuse me?

WUH! [Bean about jumps out of his skin and only just catches his towel in time to stop it dropping. He refastens it and starts to step backwards, flailing his hands. He has a terrified expression on his face.]

[ oh jeez please don't drop that towel sir. ]

.. Can I help you?

[ you're kinda in my house. ]

Er. Well. [He shivers a bit more and then clears his throat.] Ahem. Yes. Er. You see.

This is my apartment. What are you doing here?

[Bean answers only by awkwardly shuffling over to a piece of furniture that he's left his clothes laying on, not daring to look Barnaby in the eye as he does so.]

[ oh my god this guy. ]

Are you mute?

[Bean pauses like a deer in headlights at that statement. What does it mean? Is it going to get him out of trouble? Worth a shot! He nods slowly.] Yes.

[ is this guy for real.

barnaby just. rubs his hand over his face and sways where he stands because he's still kinda drunk, then flings his arm out and points to the door. ]

Out, please.

[This guy is so for real it's... unreal.

He's not gonna argue with that. He just looks wide eyed and grabs his clothes, quickly shuffling his way towards the front door without actually facing away from Barnaby at any moment. He manages to hit a couple of items of furniture on his way there, too.]

[ it really is unreal.

BUT ANYWAY barnaby just.. wrenches the door open and points a finger into the hallway, ushering this guy out as quickly as possible. ]

Go on.

[Bean looks at Barnaby for a moment, looking more than a little ashamed of himself and then wanders out into the hallway, intent on finding somewhere to hide and get dressed.]

.oo2 // ACTION

Whenever is convenient?

lmao we'll go with sunday evening!

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