mindgooshed: (➢ So I gave her bologna in a tortilla.)
➢ Barnaby Brooks Jr. ([personal profile] mindgooshed) wrote2011-11-05 06:20 pm

.oo1 // ACTION + VOICE

[ it smells like dirt.

barnaby isn't particularly fond of dirt. or grass. or nature. oh sure, it can be nice to take a stroll in the park, or even maybe, i dunno, have a picnic out in a meadow or something, but other than that he's not much of an outdoor guy. trees and forests, what do. he is not okay with this.

but more importantly, this ache at his back. what the f- oh. what. wait what. wings? violently pink wings, at that? and they function? what is going on, and where are his clothe-- oh, they're right there, folded nearly in the grass beside him, augh if there are grass stains on his good leather jacket he might cut a bitch. also this book, that looks like a journal. this is all pretty bizarre and very suspicious, and immediately barnaby's mind is filled with thoughts of kidnapping and NEXT and conspiracy theories, but it just doesn't seem right. the last thing he remembers is sternbild, maverick, the androids .. well, not that barnaby's memory is really anything to rely on, but it just doesn't feel right.

but since barnaby doesn't function on feelings he needs to figure something out. this book will probably help. it doesn't take him long to figure out just how this thing works; it's a network, of sorts, only written by hand, which is really strange and raises even more questions, but it's all he has to go on. but first he's going to .. put his actual pants and belt and boots back on, and frown around at all these trees, and he doesn't mind tearing holes in his black tee shirt to accommodate the wings but no way is he maiming his precious jacket. so he just slings it over his arm and talks at this journal thing while walking toward wherever the trees seem thinnest. ]


VOICE;

Excuse me, but could someone direct me to a tailor?

[ or a town. PRIORITIES. ]

[ ooc; he's actually right on the edge of town somewhere nearish/behind the grocery store so IF YOU WANT TO FIND HIM WANDERING THAT IS COOL and hello luceti be gentle with me. o7 ]
i_am_not_cute: (is that a shiny on the ground?)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-05 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Boy howdy, the past week or so has been full of surprises for our little draconic spawnchild here. First she actually survived a moonfall apocalypse, and then her Hero costume showed up in the shops, and then Wild Tiger dropped into Luceti. She's not sure which one she's surprised most by.]

Mr. Barnaby? Is that you?

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ waaait a minute. ]

Dragon Kid?

[ okay it's probably not all that weird that she'd be here, if he was here. ]
i_am_not_cute: (it'll be okay)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-05 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm-hmm! Are you okay? Where are you?

[voice]

[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'm fine, thank you. I'm in .. what seems to be a forest, but I can see buildings from here. And you?

[ since he's just running on the idea that, you know, they've all just been dumped here together and all. ]
i_am_not_cute: (8|)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-05 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Phew, so he's not that far outside of town, then. Pao-lin's been in the surrounding forests before, but she never goes very far.]

I'm at the tea shop right now. Do you see a fountain from where you are?

[voice]

[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
No, not just yet. I haven't reached the town.

[ wait, tea shop? ARE YOU JUST COOLING YOUR HEELS THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. ]
i_am_not_cute: (it'll be okay)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-06 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL IT'S NOT HER FAULT SOMEONE TOOK SO LONG TO GET TO LUCETI. GAWD.]

All right, well, there's a fountain in the main plaza of this town. I'll wait for you there, since it'll be easier to explain all of this in person. Just tell me if you're having a hard time finding it, okay? Oh, and Wild Tiger's here too, he just got here like yesterday.

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ good, he wants some information.

wait- ]


Tiger? Yesterday? But i was just with --..

[ okay just hold your horses bunabee, she'll probably explain soon, so he cuts himself off. ]

- Right, I'll be there soon.
i_am_not_cute: (this is my thinky face)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-06 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Whenever Barnaby makes his way to the plaza, he'll find Pao-lin in her trademark yellow tracksuit sitting on the edge of the fountain, reading a book.]

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ it doesn't take all that long to get there, considering he wasn't too far to begin with, and the layout of this town doesn't seem exactly complicated. he's got his jacket over his arm and he's still flipping through the journal when he steps out into the plaza.

aaaand she's not entirely difficult to spot in that yellow suit. barnaby shuts the journal as he approaches, and rests a hand on his hip. ]


I'm sorry if I've kept you waiting.
i_am_not_cute: (i guess I'm smiling idk idk)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-06 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Pao-lin glances up at Barnaby's approach. She shuts her book and stands up, smiling at him. Good, he's at least clothed. That means they can focus on other things.]

It's no problem! I wasn't doing anything too important today. And...it's good to see other people from Sternbild here.

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ barnaby looks dubious. something just isn't sitting right, and now that they're face to face he can ask his questions freely. ]

You say that as if you've been here for some time.
i_am_not_cute: (awww do i have to)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-06 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Are you ready for trippy-ass timey-wimey action, Bunny boy?]

Um, yeah, since the middle of September, I think. So that'd be about a month and a half, I think. [Only that long? She feels as though she's been here forever.]

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ HE IS CONFUSED ALREADY. ]

That .. isn't possible. I was just with you, less than an hour ago.
i_am_not_cute: (awww do i have to)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-06 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[She shakes her head.]

Time is really weird here in Luceti. The Malnosso -- the people who kidnapped us -- can take people from any point in their world's time. So...I'm actually from about a year later, from your point of view.

[She'd always known it was a weird thing, but actually being confronted with it herself, with people that she knows, is another thing entirely.]

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ he'd question her, but what reason does she have to lie to him over something like this? i mean, of course he could cook up some sort of reason, but it just doesn't seem likely.

a power like that, though .. incredible. ]


I see. What else do you know about them?
i_am_not_cute: ((dragon kid) :|....)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-06 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[She holds out a hand.]

I can show you the guide to Luceti in your journal. It'll explain most of it.

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ he regards her for a moment, then hands the closed journal over. ]

Thank you.
i_am_not_cute: (o.o!)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-06 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Pao-lin opens it and begins flipping through it. She'll find this entry before giving it back to Barnaby.]

I've bookmarked this entry for you. It talks about the Malnosso, the journals, the experiments, and a bunch of other things. [She simpers.] There's definitely a lot to go through, so whenever you have questions, just ask me! [She smiles proudly. She's so glad to be able to help out the Heroes here!]

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ wait. buzz word. ]

I'm sorry, i may have heard you wrong -- experiments?
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) don't make me come over there)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-06 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Her bubbly mood quickly fades.]

Ah...yeah. Every month or so, crazy stuff happens in the village, like [THE FUCKING MOON FALLING EVERYWHERE but not really] people being compelled to act out fairytales, or [stealing one she heard from Giles] being randomly teleported to different places in Luceti. And, um, sometimes people are kidnapped by droids to be experimented on. They usually get returned here with some sort of weird effect that wears off in a week or two.

[Welcome to Luceti, Bunny! Enjoy your stay, and don't leave less than a 5-star review on the website or we will be forced to kill you and then revive you without your fabulous mess of hair.]

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ all of this is Not Okay, and barnaby's expression just grows harder and harder until she finishes. by then he's scowling, brows knitted. ]

That's sick. And awful. How long has this been going on?
i_am_not_cute: ((dragon kid) fine be like that)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-06 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Pao-lin thinks for a moment.]

I think about four years, at least. Luceti uses an Earth calendar, although no one knows if Luceti is actually on Earth or some other world. [Then, as an afterthought:] It's November here, by the way.

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-06 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
And no one's been able to put a stop to it?

[ sorry, paolin, he's hyperfocused on the conflict right now, and wants to know as much as he can. four years.. either the inhabitants of luceti are incredibly impotent (unlikely), or this 'malnosso' is a larger, more powerful organization than he may have previously thought. ]
i_am_not_cute: (well this fails)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2011-11-06 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[She shakes her head, her shoulders hunching and her gaze wandering off to the side. Barnaby is getting kind of scary to look at now, yikes.]

If we could've, we would've already, right? There's a barrier around this area that keeps people from leaving, but so far no one's been able to break through it.

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