Ah...yeah. Every month or so, crazy stuff happens in the village, like [THE FUCKING MOON FALLING EVERYWHERE but not really] people being compelled to act out fairytales, or [stealing one she heard from Giles] being randomly teleported to different places in Luceti. And, um, sometimes people are kidnapped by droids to be experimented on. They usually get returned here with some sort of weird effect that wears off in a week or two.
[Welcome to Luceti, Bunny! Enjoy your stay, and don't leave less than a 5-star review on the website or we will be forced to kill you and then revive you without your fabulous mess of hair.]
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Ah...yeah. Every month or so, crazy stuff happens in the village, like [THE FUCKING MOON FALLING EVERYWHERE but not really] people being compelled to act out fairytales, or [stealing one she heard from Giles] being randomly teleported to different places in Luceti. And, um, sometimes people are kidnapped by droids to be experimented on. They usually get returned here with some sort of weird effect that wears off in a week or two.
[Welcome to Luceti, Bunny! Enjoy your stay, and don't leave less than a 5-star review on the website or we will be forced to kill you and then revive you without your fabulous mess of hair.]