mindgooshed: (➢ So I gave her bologna in a tortilla.)
➢ Barnaby Brooks Jr. ([personal profile] mindgooshed) wrote2011-11-05 06:20 pm

.oo1 // ACTION + VOICE

[ it smells like dirt.

barnaby isn't particularly fond of dirt. or grass. or nature. oh sure, it can be nice to take a stroll in the park, or even maybe, i dunno, have a picnic out in a meadow or something, but other than that he's not much of an outdoor guy. trees and forests, what do. he is not okay with this.

but more importantly, this ache at his back. what the f- oh. what. wait what. wings? violently pink wings, at that? and they function? what is going on, and where are his clothe-- oh, they're right there, folded nearly in the grass beside him, augh if there are grass stains on his good leather jacket he might cut a bitch. also this book, that looks like a journal. this is all pretty bizarre and very suspicious, and immediately barnaby's mind is filled with thoughts of kidnapping and NEXT and conspiracy theories, but it just doesn't seem right. the last thing he remembers is sternbild, maverick, the androids .. well, not that barnaby's memory is really anything to rely on, but it just doesn't feel right.

but since barnaby doesn't function on feelings he needs to figure something out. this book will probably help. it doesn't take him long to figure out just how this thing works; it's a network, of sorts, only written by hand, which is really strange and raises even more questions, but it's all he has to go on. but first he's going to .. put his actual pants and belt and boots back on, and frown around at all these trees, and he doesn't mind tearing holes in his black tee shirt to accommodate the wings but no way is he maiming his precious jacket. so he just slings it over his arm and talks at this journal thing while walking toward wherever the trees seem thinnest. ]


VOICE;

Excuse me, but could someone direct me to a tailor?

[ or a town. PRIORITIES. ]

[ ooc; he's actually right on the edge of town somewhere nearish/behind the grocery store so IF YOU WANT TO FIND HIM WANDERING THAT IS COOL and hello luceti be gentle with me. o7 ]

[Action]

[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ barnaby nods, then smooths his jacket down onto the counter. ]

Do you think you could alter this for me?

[Action]

[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
I see. That's very kind, thank you.

[ it's a lot to take in, but for now, one step at a time. he steps forward, offering his right hand. ]

My name is Barnaby. Barnaby Brooks Jr. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

voice; /PUNCHES IT TOO

[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, thank you, but my clothes are here with me.
wildkotetsu: (Default)

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[personal profile] wildkotetsu 2011-11-14 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Baaah, you just got to learn the ways of country life! I'm sure you can adapt into some kind of prancy mountain man, right?
so_shik: (what does this button do?)

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[personal profile] so_shik 2011-11-14 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[She's going to take a few moments to look it over, spreading it out and folding it this way and that, getting a feel of the material and everything.] I think so, yeah. I've worked with leather before. I'll just need to measure your wings to know how big to make the holds and everything.

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ mountain man. oh god. he is making the most aghast, horrified face rn. ]

.. No, thank you.

[Action]

[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ wings. right. jeez that's going to take some time to grow accustomed to, but hey at least he's accustomed to being measured, so he just offers a crisp nod. ]

That won't be a problem.
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[personal profile] wildkotetsu 2011-11-14 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, just think of it! You can switch out your jacket for plaid and grow out a really long beard. The bears'll love it!

[OMG I CAN TEASE YOU FOR ONCE]
so_shik: (weeeeeellll...)

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[personal profile] so_shik 2011-11-14 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[She's going to open a drawer to grab her measuring tape, along with a notepad and pencil.] You're not busy now, right? The sooner I get started the faster you'll get it back.

[Action]

[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ a polite smile. ]

Now is fine; I have time.

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ NO, YOU CAN'T. because barnaby's standing up now. ]

I'm sorry, I think I have somewhere to be.
wildkotetsu: (Default)

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[personal profile] wildkotetsu 2011-11-14 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[D: WHAT HAVE I DONE

FLOPPING OVER THE TABLE and grabbing your arm with a nervous laugh]


Wait, wait, it was a joke, just a joke!! Don't be so tense about these things, oi!
so_shik: (brb getting supplies with mr mew)

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[personal profile] so_shik 2011-11-14 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[And she'll be moving to grab a stepstool, dragging it to the middle of the room.] Over here then. It should be really quick...I can probably push back some stuff and have this done in the next hour. Just to be safe.

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ aaaand barnaby follows along behind. ]

Please, don't inconvenience yourself - I don't mind waiting, if you have other things to do.

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's really hard to keep from grinning, it's so easy to bluff you, old man. but he CRUSHES THAT GRIN and eases back into his seat, but if you're observant enough you'll notice that his eyes are cackling madly despite his intense poker face. ]

I don't appreciate jokes of that nature.
so_shik: (shiki the social butterfly)

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[personal profile] so_shik 2011-11-14 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, it's not a big deal. I don't have a lot of orders just yet, but my customers always come first. [And onto the stepstool, taking the measuring tape.] Can you spread your wings all the way out? Like as far as they can go.

[Action]

[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ okay okay, your fabulous customer service wins out; barnaby just nods in assent and - oh, spread the wings, right. he's surprised at how little mental effort it takes to open up those little electric pink wings. it's just as natural as opening his arms, he finds. weird. also a little sore. he winces, but he's not facing her anyway so he doesn't have to bother to hide it. ]

Is that good enough?
so_shik: (giggly)

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[personal profile] so_shik 2011-11-14 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Works for me. [Though she's taking a few moments to stare at them.] ...did you pick out the color? [It's a joke, if anything. She's pretty used to bright wings, but it still fascinates her. But she's also getting to work on her measurements.]

[Action]

[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ HEY MAN he's new here, teasing him is cheating okay. barnaby quirks a brow. ]

You can choose the color?

[ because seriously he'd be okay without wings this color (http://imagescostumes.com/images/fabrics/thumbnails/Dance%20Crepe/Electric%20pink%20dance%20crepe.JPG) okay can he change them please. ]
so_shik: (weeeeeellll...)

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[personal profile] so_shik 2011-11-14 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you paint them...that's just a really unfortunate color. It's almost as bad as the rainbow wings.

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ FROWN. 8( he thinks he might know why they're this color, but .. ]

Are the colors randomly chosen?
so_shik: (confused)

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[personal profile] so_shik 2011-11-14 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's...really hard to say. I don't know if anybody's really done wing studies but from what I've seen? There tends to be a correlation with either what a person wears or what their personality reflects. It's usually the latter. Does that make any sense?

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I understand; I suppose that makes sense. But that would mean that they have prior information regarding out personalities.

[ scary ]
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[personal profile] wildkotetsu 2011-11-14 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[UGH you are just messing with me, aren't you. After all the effort I went through to find my pin and help you like a good partner; you're too cruel to me. :C]

Maybe you should learn to take them every once in a while!

[HIDING BEHIND MY MENU grumble grumble]

I wonder if they have Tabasco sauce here...

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[identity profile] mindgooshed.livejournal.com 2011-11-15 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ okay now that kotetsu's face is hidden behind that menu, barnaby allows himself to crack the faintest of smiles. he can't give himself away, after all. he follows suit and lifts his own menu, perusing the rather unappetizing looking appetizers. ]

I imagine they do. But it wouldn't hurt to ask.

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